Friday, 4 July 2014

Reputation Attenuator

Salary: £19,500 Basic, with excellent potential for bonuses.
Various Locations.  Ongoing Contract.

Niche's company values...
'Honesty, integrity, ruthless deception.'
Niche Recruitment Services are currently looking to recruit a team of 'Reputation Attenuators' to assist them in the goal of increasing the volume of new recruitment business acquired.  Niche have branches all over the country and therefore a number of positions are available in a variety of locations.

The job of ‘Reputation Attenuator’ will entail registering with rival employment agencies and then doing everything legally possible to damage their rival agencies' reputations.  At the initial contact with rival agencies you will be expected to go out of your way to make an excellent first impression, thus increasing the chance that the rival agency will register you on their books and send you for numerous jobs interviews.

However, Niche will then require you to dramatically change your attitude and transform into the potential nightmare employee.  For example you would be expected to turn up late for interviews, dress scruffily, and come across as unreliable and disinterested during each job interview.