Sunday, 16 November 2014

Graffiti Artist Humiliation Officer

Salary: £18,000 - £21,000 rising with experience.
Full Time, Temporary Three Month Contract.


A mock up of the 'fight back' work the successful
applicant will be required to carry out.
West Humbershire Council are looking to recruit a Graffiti Artist Humiliation Officer to assist with their soon to be implemented 'Fight Back Against The Vandals' program.  No experience is required but you must be a highly motivated individual capable of working off your own initiative and interested in improving the long term cleanliness of the local environment.

The West Humbershire region and Marlowby Village in particular have had an ever increasing problem with graffitti in recent months and therefore West Humbershire Council have developed a radical strategy for targeting and eliminating 'street art'.  This has led to the creation of a new position within the Parks & Leisure Department.

The Graffiti Artist Humiliation Officer will be required to locate the 'tags' of prominent local graffiti artists and then write 'stinks of shit' after their tag.  For example, if you discovered the tag 'Phat Jiggle Dude' then you would write 'stinks of shit' after it so that the graffiti would then read, 'Phat Jiggle Dude ... stinks of shit.'