Sunday, 9 October 2016

Knife Thrower's Assistant

Basic Salary: £21,000, plus travel allowance.

Generous Pension Benefits (death in service exclusion applies).

Knife Thrower's Assistant
This is an unique role which will appeal to an employee with an adventurous nature.

An experienced knife thrower is recruiting for the position of 'Knife Thrower's Assistant'.  Applicants must be available for an immediate start due to the previous employee leaving the job in very sudden and unfortunate circumstances.

The job carries a small element of danger, and therefore employees would be required to sign a legal disclaimer prior to commencing their duties.  Preference will be given to applicants who are not squeamish and who are comfortable with the sight of blood.

The position of 'Knife Thrower's Assistant' is being advertised for an initial period of two months, but there is the possibility for the contract to be extended pending the result of a police investigation into manslaughter charges against the employer.

The nature of the work would also involve a lot of travelling, so a flexible approach to working hours is essential.  Previous experience is desirable, but not essential. 

If you feel that the position of 'Knife Thrower's Assstant' is a role for which you would be ideally suited, then scroll down the page for details on how to submit your CV.

Please note, this is not a real job.  The details contained in the above job description are completely made up.

This job advertisement was fictitiously created by Charles Fudgemuffin, author of the 'How To Save The World' books which are available from Amazon for Kindle.

The first book in the series is free for readers in the UK/US.
How To Save The World: An Alien Comedy

Please note, the 'How To Save The World' books are suitable for ages 18+ and are not recommended for prudes or squares.

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